You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
