yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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