Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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