drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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