There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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