in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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