yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
what if I'm pregnant?
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I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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