I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Randomize
