I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
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