carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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