she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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