She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
