what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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