where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
I cannot find my penis.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
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