That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Randomize
