what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
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