we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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