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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Of course I have a pirate flag
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
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