belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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