I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
