you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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