I must be too annoying 4 u.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I need to align my fucking chakras
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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