i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
