Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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