In the future we'll all be gay
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
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