Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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