Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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