I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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