my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Bring me that man meat
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I think my moral compass just broke
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