hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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