It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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