I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
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