Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
soo... how was my night?
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