Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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