Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
