Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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