Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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