There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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