I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
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He managed to light the Jello on fire...
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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