oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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