I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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