I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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