"it" just moved
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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