i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
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