Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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