I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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