I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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