Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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