My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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