eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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