Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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