what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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