i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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