I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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